@Luke5SOS: I’ve started drinking cranberry juice daily, what is happening

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8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

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5secondsof-preferences:

thatsthat24:

lovelyartsnstuff:

danydarkly:

Compilation of Willet (Wilbur Robinson & Violet Parr) drawings by Dany Darkly

Since I’m pretty certain that the majority of my followers found me through my Willet stuff, I figured I should put this together as thanks (the drawings are not necessarily in chronological order) uvu <3

new ship wow thanks a lot

I didn’t even know this ship existed, but I now fully support it.

Wow ok so this is my new OTP

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

5sos-au-imagines:

lukeslay:

*eye twitches*

HOW DOES THE SCRUFF MAKE HIM LOOK THAT MUCH OLDER

5sos-au-imagines:

lukeslay:

*eye twitches*

HOW DOES THE SCRUFF MAKE HIM LOOK THAT MUCH OLDER

a-blog-named-slickback:

last-of-the-gallifreyans:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH

IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC

anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.

"it’s a thing!" 

yeah that’s not gonna work.

"It sure is a baby alright"

manysidesofmyself:

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar

slexpwalking:

x

voyeuristicdarlings:

spooxbert:

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE

Please do not

voyeuristicdarlings:

spooxbert:

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE

Please do not

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

suspend:

IM SCREMAING I GOT BANNED AT CLUB PENGUIN FOR SAYING “GO FUK A CACTUS”

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