Luke being irresistable yesteday on MTV VMAs Red Carpet interview
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
with great power comes a great electricity bill
5 Seconds Of Summer at The Orange Lounge - April 19, 2014.
THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this
because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve
^That commentary is very important.
These Fabulous Swimsuits Are Designed Specifically for Breast Cancer Survivors
This is amazing.
Best Insults To Use In Fight
- you stink
- where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
- Diaper Man
Nerd is never an insult. Nerd is a badge of honour!
shut up nerd